handweavers:

eldriitchmurmurs:

handweavers:

gloriousbodies:

handweavers:

handweavers:

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i’m getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because…..some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i’d get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

(via batking-lich)

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

(via guy)

eviluncle:

crowtrobot:

ninjafirefox:

crowtrobot:

trans-dva:

crowtrobot:

Give me a V!

V!

Give me an O!

O!

Give me an R!

i don’t think i like where this post is going

(via zackisontumblr)

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

moonlit-sunflower-books:

did it hurt? when the little people inside your head refused to follow your carefully-plotted novel outline?

(via egberts)

rm-renfield:

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

(via bracrap)

emotionsidehoe:

sailorbrazil:

accept her

(via glowtardis)